white ppl = M E S S
this is crazy how is america real
This is so weird
(Source: kingpinnn)
Via not penny's boat.
IS THIS TRUE????
As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week
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?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?Do foreigners not have this law??? Don’t you have McDonald’s too? You have to keep your Mickey’s card with you and scan it after you order so they know you got your mandatory ration.
omfg no stop you dont get fucking executed jesus christ you just have to pay a fine. if you dont pay the fine then you go to jail omfg stop making shit up
(Source: unfollovving)
once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’
(Source: dracosmalfovs)
do u ever see what ppl ur age are accomplishing and ur just like “wow” and u go back to bed
Apparently my cousin wasn’t too happy with the e-vite I made for her daughters baptism.
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Via not penny's boat.
“you always have to be right dont you??”
well im not gonna fucking argue about something if I think im wrong so yeah
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