Beyonce puts her 1 year old daughter who can not speak yet on her album but not her sister with a struggling music career
U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we
this was physically difficult to read
am i the only person here who reads tea and drinks books
round up the posse, boys, we found us a NERD
Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google
things to remember:
- nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
- because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
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