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linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

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justcutmyarmsoff:

boyexemplified:

darthclarke:

Fuckin made my night.

Holy shit.

awh

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rock star, legend, farmer [x]

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gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

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obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

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savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

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lalondes:

floccinaucinihilipilificatious:

lalondes:

tv show idea: “breaking good”

a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science

Isn’t this just Breaking Bad, but backwards?

i really think you might be on to something

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foggymountain:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

well are you gonna explain this or not

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